Global warming and water bulges

It was reported that global warming has been proven as factual, and that the warming has been a result of humankind's carbon footprint. Lately, it was reported that this 'fact' was further attested by the literal disappearance of certain islands in the Indian Ocean, and that the inhabitants, of course, were forced to leave their beloved homes and seek their survival elsewhere. My question is: If that were true, the ocean level would have had to have increased by perhaps ten feet (to be conservative) but more likely twenty to thirty feet; how then is it that no such rise in the ocean's level has been documented anywhere else on earth? Wouldn't you think that the water would even out to the same height throughout the world? A five year old child knows that you don't have 'water bulges' like they would have us believe. Oh, I am sure they have some logical answer!?!. Huh? This is the sum total of their logic, hoping that we are all too stupid to understand physics at a five year old's level or that we believe that they must have discovered some new facet of ocean water’s basic properties. Hey, if there is climate change (which I think there is), stick to the facts, and stop with the freakishly idiotic claims. Our buddy, Adolph Hitler stated that the bigger, the more outrageous the lie, the easier it is to sell it to the witless public. Well, if you happen to be counted among the witless masses, get your wits about you, because I am sure there are more ‘astounding’ scientific revelations yet to come from the likes of our illustrious Nobel Prize winning laureates, A Gore and B Obama and their luminary pseudo science  friends.